I am not human.
I LAV THIS! see what i did there ? ;) 

I LAV THIS! 

see what i did there ? ;) 

whenever i try to do anything cool

whenever i try to do anything cool

epic4chan:

They’re both texting someone right now saying ‘some weird guy next to me is wearing the same thing as me.’ 

epic4chan:

They’re both texting someone right now saying ‘some weird guy next to me is wearing the same thing as me.’ 

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loyalnerdwp:

emeralddreamer:

videohall:

Wow that’s amazing, I thought it was fake after seeing them draw on the paper. That alone is ingenious.

MOTHER
I HAVE FOUND THE BIRTHDAY GIFT TO RULE ALL OTHERS 

omfg cute.

My little brother got into outer space and stuff so my step-mom bought him a place mat with all the planets on it. When I first saw it, I was upset, because it was newer and so Pluto wasn’t labeled. I was about to say something when I noticed something…

Pluto is there.

The artist remembered Pluto.

Guys…

The artist drew Pluto crying.

vvvivacious:

It’s a penguin. With a penguin backpack.

 

Sounds like that would be illegal.

this woman is nothing but legs

this woman is nothing but legs

Omg paris

mylifewithasthma:

When my teacher asks me how I think I did I’m like:

When he hands me the test and I see that I failed I’m like:

complicatedparadox:

Walk a mile in her shoes. *tears*

   oh look at this guy right above the word mile. he think he ah supermodel.

complicatedparadox:

Walk a mile in her shoes. *tears*

   oh look at this guy right above the word mile. he think he ah supermodel.